pumkin and squib
what even is my life anymore i am shipping a pile of tentacles and a pumpkin head bUT ITS REALLY ADORABLE OK DONT JUDGE ME
pumkin and squib
what even is my life anymore i am shipping a pile of tentacles and a pumpkin head bUT ITS REALLY ADORABLE OK DONT JUDGE ME
if you start kissing my neck there’s a 169% chance i’m going to rip your clothes off
(Source: sarcastics)

I am greatly pleased any time that I am able to incite feels in any of my RP partners (…of the two I have. xD). Or make them cry. Bonus achievement if you manage to bring tears to your partner’s eyes.
Imagine your OTP having never met. Through some written means, like letters, a diary/ journal, messages, IMs, they come in contact. Slowly but surely, they fall in love with each other’s personalities. When they finally meet in person, regardless of their physical appearance or gender, they are instantly attracted and are bonded forever.

Tom Hiddleston and Eddie Redmayne would have been at school together. Both went to Eton and are only 1 year apart in age.
what is the hanky code for “i know it doesn’t look like it but i swear i’m queer please flirt with me even though i’m kind of shy”
have you ever been so in love with a fictional character so fucking much you don’t know what to do, so you just spend 37 hours looking every single last detail about that character and cry.

This is pretty great. So many reasons.
• affection. She… likes him. omg!
• the naturalness. Self-evidently awesome.
• this depicts a couple. They like, know each other. Imagine that! (There’s a lot of stranger/just-met in het porn, ever notice that?)
• the lazy Sunday feel. It’s not a whole bunch of pounding and jerking and racing to the money shot, it’s: enjoying each other’s bodies. (Whaaat?! Is… is that even allowed??)
• she’s gettin’ some too! Fkn thank you. Damn.
• and last but in no way least, that is not a handjob. IfyouknowwhatImeanandIthinkyoudo. She’s not servicing him. It’s about what she wants (which at the moment does not appear to be him coming). *astonished* Assuming this is vanilla porn, that is unbelievably rare.*lush, satisfied sigh*
Wow. Just gonna sit here and watch this for the next forseeable forever.
This gets the double star, for sure.
For all these reasons. Thank you tumblr, for being full of porn that doesn’t make me want to burn my eyeballs.
(Source: sumptuousdaydreams)
(Source: joanlockian)
help me I can’t stop laughing
DID HE JUST RUN ALL THE WAY TO THE SEATS TO CLAP FOR HIS TEAM OMFG