tarantinoh:

So I was literally just on my mother’s laptop and I found this in her history:

• my parents: don't ever ever meet up with strangers from the internet
• me at 12: omg do you think i'm really that stupid i would never do that ugh
• me now: so do you guys wanna move here and like live under my bed or something

brofagski:

mosoli:

Look what I found in the Chapter 4 omakes! They’re watching Spongebob!

OMG

tonyballer:

what if you have sex with somebody from tumblr and accidentally moan their url instead of their name

• Stephen Fry: The Eiffel Tower. They loathed it. Guy de Maupassant loathed it so much that his favourite restaurant was …?
• Alan Davies: The "Eiffel Tower is Crap" Bistro.
• Stephen Fry: No, it was in the Eiffel Tower.
• Alan Davies: Oh, so he didn't have to look at it.
• Stephen Fry: So—exactly. The one place in Paris he couldn't see the Eiffel Tower was inside the Eiffel Tower.
• Marcus Brigstocke: Could he not maybe just ask for a chair facing the other way?
• Stephen Fry: He was a French writer trying to make a point, and therefore a git.

dangerousthisjackofhearts:

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HALP I’VE FALLEN & I CAN’T GET UP

I AM LACKING FURYOKU

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italys-nutella:

Because I can.

wings-and-pie:

THIS IS THE BEST ONE YET.

toptumbles:

What the duck

ella-blitz:

HE WAS FUCKING FRANCIS

drunkabernathy:

pocketpinya:

boomette:

look at that guy on the left he is so photogenic i bet there is a stock photo of him laughing with a salad

fixed that for you

better

thespacecoyote:

wannabe-badwolf:

ohh-jaah:

misswtfudge:

paynomindwastenotime:

mothersquirrel:

Some of the worst analogies written by high school students.

Genuinely laughing so hard I had to take a break after number 6 so I could compose myself and stop myself laughing because I was going to wet myself. 

oh god 4, 6 and 12

the best

6

I literally screeched laughing at 10.

9 and 12 ffff

Oh my GOD, 9.